This is not meant to make fun of anything. Me and my sisters were fooling around in the car when this little devil suddenly intruded into my brain and went on to corrupt my mind until it’s a full-blown poem. It is not my fault. XD

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Father I have sinned,
I’ve lusted after a barbequed chicken wing.
I know I shouldn’t have done so,
But the scent was so lovely oh.

Father I have sinned,
I’ve consorted with a mortal meal.
I know it was wrong to do so,
But it was so alluring oh.

Father I have sinned,
I’ve committed adultery with a durian.
I know I was wrong to do so,
But its flesh was so creamy oh.

Father I have sinned,
I confess and ask for you to forgive.
I know you wouldn’t do so,
Because I took them from your dinner bowl.